This is the life
You've got problems with your wife
She once made you mashed potatoes
Now she gives you minute rice
And she used to do your laundry
Now she sends it out instead
And she always made believe that she was satisfied in bed
That's what she used to say
But that's how things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days are gone
That's how she used to be
But that goes down as history
Time has a way of moving on
I know she was there when you needed love and care
And she only used the car to drive the children everywhere
And I'm sure she washed the windows and I'm sure she waxed the floors
But now she doesn't call you her prince charming anymore
That's what she used to say
But that's how things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days are gone
That's how she used to be
But that goes down as history
Time has a way of moving on
She's not the sweet little girl
That she was before
You're not the end of her world anymore
You're not the end of the world
She wins when you fight
And she goes to school at night
She leaves you home to babysit
And watch the Price is Right
And she wants a joint account to see where all the money goes
So she doesn't have to talk you into buying all her clothes
That's what she used to say
But that's how things were yesterday
Looks like the good ole days are gone
That's how she used to be
But that goes down as history
Time has a way of moving on
She's not the sweet little girl
That she was before
You're not the end of her world anymore
You're not the end of the world