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What's your names? (Peter and Paul) What's your age? (we're 23) Where do you live? (we live on the farm) What do you do? (we plant weed)
We gotta do what we do 'cause we can't draw dole We've gotta earn our living But can't return to jobs what come on in June Bam goes another week's wages, Bam goes another week's food
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What happened next? (policemen come) What did they do? (they make a raid) What did you do? (we stood still) What did they do? (they drove away)
We try to sleep in the fields to protect our weed We've gotta earn our living And when the law soon come and took away our weed Bam went another week's wages, Bam went the family's feed
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A-hey diddle diddle, policemen on the fiddle He sold off the drugs to the man in the middle He put it on the plane for Heathrow central It was picked up by a hippie in a Hertz car rental Drove it into town and split it up in parcels Sold it to his friends at kinectic parties He talked about life, but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points He sat crossed legged and passed around the joint So they inhaled the West Indian export They talked about life but missed all the points, points, points, points, points, points, points
Meanwhile back on the farm We've got deadlines to meet We're rushed off our feet
We've got to replant the field, it takes ten months to grow And we've gotta earn our living But if the crops don't show, we're gonna starve Bam goes another year's wages, goodbye to life on the farm
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