The Farmer And The Maiden
The farmer and the Maiden,
They were wooing I declare,
Out behind the garden gate
They didn't know I was there.
Now the farmer he was bashful
And the maiden she was shy
He asked her if he could
And this was her reply.
You can do it if you want to
But you gotta do it right
And don't you dare to do it
Like you did the other night