The Giant Turd Song
Oh you're such a turd
Oh yeah, a giant turd
And you look like a turd
And you smell like a turd
Oh you're such a turd
Oh yeah, a giant turd
And you look like a turd
And you smell like a turd
And you smell like a tu-urd
Oh you're such a turd
Oh yeah, a giant turd
And you look like a turd