The Great Wok

Hello, hello, testing, testing

At this time of year, oh, let me first introduce myself

Maybe you have heard me before, I am the great wok

And as you know, the great wok must be done

Now, at this time of year when Brahma is in Brahma

The day of Brahma is said to last one thousand years

And its night is of equal length

Well, for us human beings, this is the end of the year now

And our minds turns towards what is laughably called the future

No mind can comprehend the infinite and absolute

Anon munsch mars stunvelly humpff, as we say in the Himalayas

Now let me tell you, my resolution for the year 1979

Is to renounce completely everything

But complete luxury and self indulgence

Now I suggest this is going to be very, very difficult, very difficult indeed

I feel it's my duty not only as a human being but as a person

Or was it not George Formy who said

"There are four billion three hundred and twenty million mortals

Or earth years which is one day of Brahma"

So, one way of looking at it is simply not to look at it at all

And that's exactly what we're going to be doing now

We'll settle down, deeply I hope and comfortably in an easy chair

And then lay back, put the incense on

Light the candles and give yourself a hard time