I am so healthy, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
Healthy
Start the day with yoga
Live in harmony
Then purge the guts real good
And have some oriental tea
Then I stroll into the garden
Where Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m working nude
You see, I grow my own plants
Yeah, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a healthy dude
I am so healthy, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
Healthy
Live by my carrot
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢ll save you from decay
Think de-caffeinated
Throw your cigarettes away
Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m a vegetarian
And you should be one too
And sound mind in sound body
I know what best for you
I am so healthy, Iâ"š¬â"ž¢m the healthy man
I eat a lot of greens, I do the best I can
Send the germs right up, be a yoghurt-fan
Yoghurt
Then one day it happened
The healthy man got sick
He ate all kinds of herbs
But they wouldnâ"š¬â"ž¢t do the trick
The healthy man got desperate
But no one gave a fuck
He took one step too far
And got run over by a truck
He was so healthy, he was the healthy man
He ate a lot of greens, he was a yoghurt-fan
He was so healthy, he was the healthy man
He ate a lot of beans, but no one gave a damn