The I Eat Heavy Metal

IRON MAN

I eat heavy metal

Gargle premium gas

I drink heavy water

Nitro-demitasse

I eat heavy metal

I chew up limousines

I munch barbed wire

In my submarines

I like stainless razor

Sharpen appetite

I can swallow laser

If I'm eating light

I like anchor sandwich

Served on aluminum side

I like rusty fences

Locomotive pie

I eat heavy metal

I don't truck with tinsel

I drink heavy water

I eat turbo schnitzel

I eat big transformers

I like stoves and cans

Tasty rolled-steel-girders

I chomp copper pans

HOGARTH

He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN

I'm gonna say it one more time

I eat heavy metal

I gargle premium gas

I drink heavy water

Nitro-demitasse

That's all I drink people!

WOODLAND CREATURES

He eats heavy metal

IRON MAN

I chase it with nitro-demitasse

Har har har har . . .