The Lazy Song
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone,
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything!
Oh, I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan,
Turn the TV on; I throw my hands in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't!
I'll be lounging on the couch just chilling in my snuggie
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dogie
Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man!
Oh yes, I said it I said it,
I said it cause I can!
Chorus:
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message after the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all (uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh!)
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P9DX
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream up, this is great!
(Oh my god, this is great!)
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait!
Oh yes, I said it I said it,
I said it cause I can!
Chorus:
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message after the tone,
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all (uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh!)
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message after the tone
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything!
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message after the tone,
Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all (uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh!)
Nothing at all (uh, uh, uh, oh, oh, oh!)
Nothing at all!