Dan, Dan, Menthol Dan.
Dan, Dan, Menthol Dan
My friend Dan, he was a courteous man.
There wasn't much he didn't understand.
He stood on the fringe of death;
all because the bad Macbeth,
the lilac hand of menthol Dan.
Dan, Dan, Menthol Dan.
Dan, Dan, Menthol Dan
We met Beth, she was a friend of mine.
She intreduced him to a life of crime.
He stood on a burning bridge;
all because he stole a fridge,
the lilac hand of menthol Dan.
Dan, Dan, Dan you don't understand
you've got the face of an angel
but your mine of a man.
Dan, Dan, Dan you don't understand
you've got the face of an angel
but your mine of a man.
Dan was goosed from his more nasty self.
He found the whole of life
and through it, he fell.
Deep into the hour of truth
Owned a house with a purple roof.
the lilac hand of menthol Dan.
Dan, Dan, Dan you don't understand
you've got the face of an angel
but your mine of a man.
Dan, Dan, Dan you don't understand
you've got the face of an angel
but your mine of a man.
Dan, Dan, Dan you don't understand
you've got the face of an angel
but your mine of a man.