The Logic of Crocodiles
I am a very important person, I've acquired a genetically
Altered handshake capable of speeds up to 30 mph
Hair arranged by the most advanced landscape
Surveillance operators our company can afford
I have a very expensive pen, I use big words quite often
In substitution for semantically equivalent words
I attribute this success to my professional
Demeanor and my strong stock portfolio
Though it may not appear so, I am quite comfortable in my surroundings
I have everything, let me show you around
Smile you fucker, it's not often you get this chance
Love is just an exchange of corporate documents
I've reviewed your rapport and I feel you're
A prospect for mechanical salvation
This is a joint venture that will be mutually
Advantageous to both parties involved
Technically this is just a business merger
A consolidation of liquid assets
We are respectively geared towards customer service
There is a great possibility for corporate sponsorship
If you're willing I am sure we could synchronize agendas
Swift, and efficient satisfaction, satisfaction baby
Through innovative planning we could form a strong
Strategic partnership capable of overcoming sensitive
And adverse predicaments which will be discussed
At the next goals assessment meeting
Promotion possibility and additional benefits
Are diagrammed in my preliminary objective outline
Raises are granted based on performance