The guy upstairs is such a freak. for five years now i've had a leak. what does he do up there? All day long he "sleeps all day" then he goes out and comes home in the most intoxicated way. As far as i can tell, he juggles bowling balls He moves his furniture then at six am he pulls out the vacuum cleaner The guy downstairs is also crazy. he spent some time in an institute. "Virgin Mary, you fucking alien!" According to him Jesus Christ smokes crack But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings,
Please, kill that man upstairs. if you ever loved me, you'll do this one thing, Please murder that man upstairs. if you want to be my friend you'll have to prove you mean it.
I used to think that rent control was a good idea until i moved here. now I'm the only sucker paying more than a humdred bucks a room And i'm surrounded by lunatics who don't But it's the man upstairs who pulls the strings
Then there's the lady across the hall who always knows what's going on and Machu Pichu down the stairs who is selling crack from door to door. 14B are fefuges and 14A transvestite whores. But you know who is coming home He's falling up his drunken stairs...
...if you want to be my friend you'll help me get a good night sleep