The Me Song
Hey everybody, look at me!
No, seriously, look at me.
A perfect combo of brains and beauty.
Couldn't need you people to notice me.
People say I'm self-obsessed.
You would be too, if you were the best.
Don't act like you're not impressed.
Go ahead, love me, be my guest.
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, and also me!
My opinion's more important than yours,
Albeit self-serving and misinformed.
I'm the only one who matters
And looking like a carrot makes my face look fatter.
I'll never win the lottery
'Cause only ethnic people win the lottery.
You ever see those people on the TV?
They might be rich, but they ain't me!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, don't forget about me!
Let's, for a moment, talk about you.
Okay, time's up, enough about you!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, back to me!
You might be thinking, "What about Trevor and Mike?"
They're all right, I guess. They're no myself and I.
With all due respect to my two lucky peers,
It's time to concentrate on my solo career.
It features me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me!
Everybody!
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, (back to me again!)
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me,
Me, me, me, me, me, me, me!