The National Pastime
Marilyn:
Fellas
Team:
Yeah?
Marilyn:
Fellas
Team:
Is it?
Marilyn:
Hey team!
Team:
Hold the benches its Marilyn!
Marilyn:
I just got a date
Team:
She just got a date
Marilyn:
With baseballs Joltin' Joe
Team:
That lucky so and so
Marilyn:
So run me around the bases
Put me through my paces
And teach me all the things a sluggers lover should know
Marilyn:
Whats that there?
Team:
Thats the pitcher's mound
Marilyn:
Have you ever seen a shape that is so perfectly round?
Team:
Batter up
Marilyn:
Play ball
All:
You better give it your all, cuz all men like to play at
Marilyn:
The national pastime
Marilyn:
Whos that man?
Team:
Thats the first base coach
Marilyn:
Have you noticed that he signals every time I approach?
Team:
Kill the Ump
Marilyn:
Throw him out
Team:
Because there isnt a doubt that
All:
All men like to play at
Marilyn:
The national pastime
Marilyn:
When I was just a little girl
I liked being dainty and purty
But now that Im giving sports a whirl,
I find I kind of like to get dirty
Team:
Baby whats that there?
Marilyn:
Thats the team bullpen
And I like the odds I'm seeing no girls, all men!
Team:
Hit the deck, look alive beware the lady's line drive
Marilyn:
Because my skill and my passion will elevate the national
Peanuts!
Hot dogs!
Cracker Jack!
I dont care, I dont care, if I ever get back!
Team:
When the season's over,
The play wont end
Marilyn:
Cuz a baseball diamond is a girls best friend
All:
Yes her style and her fashion will elevate the national pastime