Micheal Scott, and Pam and Jim
You've got me glued to the television
But Angela, you're way too cute
To be messing around with someone like Dwight Schrute
Relient K and a football hall-of-famer from Kansas (?)
(it's true)
Won't someone please transfer us to Scranton
(From Crayons Can Melt On Us For All I Care)
We (I) Just wasted 1 minute and (insert seconds here) of the show...