You sat down on our leather chair
Called everyone
Said stick your toes all up in the air, "Come on it'll be fun!"
Some tried they thought you were a little strange
They were all right
We did thirteen-thousand exercises
They were all ashamed
But we were all okay
You called me up said "Boy, you can't handle this!"
I was uptight
Only punches below the neck
Not the pretty face
They all came and they gathered "˜round
Now is our time
Chaos was followed by stupid laughs
But I don't even care
No, I don't even care
I don't even care
Stay back
Stay home
Stay home