What have you got for me this time
Can you make it the sparkle
Can you make it shine
Have you got anything brighter
Something like that but a little bit tighter
Pitchman, Pitchman
Sell me that Pitchman
Something I need has slipped my mind
I've come here to barter
I've come here to buy
I've got this town tucked in my back pocket
I can't seem to stopped
I just wish I had more time
I'm in a hurry can we wrap it up
Will you try not to scratch it
Don't mark it up
I've got a hunger for the things that sparkle
I've got a thirst for the things that shine
Everyone a winner
Everyone amazing
Everyone a shocker
Everyone to tantilize
Don't mark it up
Everyone a sure thing
Everyone's tempting
Everyone must tantilize
But don't mark it up
Pitchman, Pitchman
Sell me that Pitchman