The prisoner meets the Muppet hi-fi North of Watford junction We get in but we don't have fun An' we leave before the truncheons So it's back to watch the day to day Hanging out the washing and clipping coupons And generally being decent
Johnny too bad meets johnny be good In the Charing Cross Road That's the only thing that happened today Says the west end jungle code And all the Germans and all the French Jam themselves down the tube And re-enact the second world war While the rude boys get rude!
And I'm looking for a man I don't want to be the prisoner
The prisoner lives in Camden Town The prisoner loads his tracking arm up Your mother does the washing up Your old man digs the garden You're only free to dodge the cops An' bunk the train to stardom