The Prostitute Song
South Park
(Chef)
A prostitute is someone who will love you
No matter who you are or what you look like
Yes, it's true children!
But that's not why you pay a prostitute
No you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards
That's why I pays a lot for prostitutes!
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
(James Taylor)
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade something for sex, and they do it well
(Chef)
And that's why I say,
(Chef & James Taylor)
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They-
(Chef, spoken)
Awwww... James Taylor, what the hell you doin' here? Singin' about prostitutes to the children! Get outta here!
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