The Road Behind

Well I'm traveling down the road

And I'm carrying that heavy load

I walk around in a stupor

Sleazy, I can't do the show

Hanging out backstage

I'm in a homocidal rage

I signed a million dollar contract

I puked on every page

Slaughtered half the crew

Caused they ate the deli-tray

Oh Baby hey

Said I'd do the show but I

Canceled anyway

Chorus: You were road kill baby

Till I scraped you in my arms

Just another wattle flapping

On the old turkey farm

So baby....

(Second Chorus by Beefcake)

2nd Chorus: And while the wheels keep rolling

And another signpost gone

All along the road behind

Oh can't you hear me calling

Like the sad whale song

I'm on the road behind

Well there you have it baby

I'm just a sensitive guy

Y'know I snuffed a million planets

But I still find time to cry

Because there's more to life

Then making other people die

Like a little bloody tear

Running out my dirty little eye

And some things baby

They don't make no sense

Does it really matter if it bugs

Your parents?

[Chorus:]

Now baby quit yer crying

Put those clown britches on

[2nd Chorus]

A sad whale song...

Sad whale baby