Drew him freckles, connect the dots
He'll take you hiking, keep you in shape
His games of Scrabble keep you awake
And though his body is stiff
There's nothing like his kiss
His voice can be monotonous
And though he's really nothing like us
Pluck him a feather and give him a soul
Pluck him a feather and give him a soul
And he likes clean bedding
Doesn't care for Otis Redding
Doesn't like being at the dock of the bay
Wish(es) his girlfriend would stay
But his tears rust his heart away
Won't you stay in one place friend?