The Royal Fuckup
Cosmo Jarvis
Sometimes people can see certain things
Apart from when they're looking down at you
Gunna make you well pissed
It is easier for them to make their judgements in advance
They're not for you
Not really what you wished for
And in the rain you are the same
You both are wet and cold again
And you're both just girls
And you can multi-task and stuff
And sometimes people find it hard
To mingle with a different folk
They lock their doors
Living with opinions is tough
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
And being here might make you happy
Being happy might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had
Passing on this fictitious divinity to all their kids
And their kids kids
And it will never end
And I'm still working out with sugar-babies
The most pretty out of all of them
And then I work it out again
Because they are attractive young ladies
Admit I copy their CDs
But I like track 10
Juggling the heritage
With single bedroom families
With one toilet
Gunna get on your nerves
And we don't live in the capital
So all we do is have sex with our relatives
We get what we deserve
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
You're just an idea that your parents had one day
And being here might make you happy
Being here might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had
Maybe if we all did as Her Magesty
We all would die of being bored
Our bones would seize up
Public places act as waiting rooms
'Till we can get to where we really are
And then you get beat up
Brushing shoulders with a stranger
Has become less frequent now
As time goes on
Cuz I might have scabies
Who has made these lines across
The seating plan of life because
It wasn't us
We were all just babies
Now we're just annoying roommates
Sharing one big lump of planet
Every day and it is getting harder every second
Just to say what we would like
Even if it isn't right
And this is all our land
And people cannot look at you
Relate to anything you do
They nod their heads
Pretend they understand
Well the fat man might not be a pig
But that female judge has a stupid wig
And they've never met
But they think alike
Lower 40s here I come
Cuz I would rather be a bum
Back then than now
I think it sounds alright
We're nothing that we need to be
So down that whiskey like it's tea
With vodka in
And get yourself to sleep
This will make yourself much worse
Cuz generations learn the way their parents were
Cuz words are what you keep
The only girl I ever loved
Took 20 minutes to download
She was worth the wait
She never moves
If life's a fight with baseball bats
And handbag slappings I know that
We'd all just fall
We'd always lose
And being here might make you happy
Being here might make you sad
But it's still a damn good idea that your parents had
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