Sailor sets off upon a paper boat
As he leaves the moonlit isle
Flag raised, sail set, a compass in his hand
As he enters the ocean's gaze, wandering for days on end
He's been stranded so long
On King Charlatan's Island
He's been stranded so gosh darn long
On King Charlatan's Island
Golden sun rises on a distant plane
The waves gently stir
Out of the view of King Charlatan's eye
As he nears the abysmal edge
Teetering on the ledge, oh no
He's been stranded so long
On King Charlatan's island
He fell off of the ocean and then
He landed on the island
Someone save him from the island
Or he'll be stranded 'til the end of time
Dum dieah dah dah