The Second Coming of Chris
He'll be coming up 287
He'll be driving a rented car
He'll be carrying a key to heaven
And a box of Te-Amo cigars
You'll see him at your reunion
You'll see him at the orchid lounge
He works in NYC, got a cool goatee
Tell everyone he's back in town
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if he'd ever return
So gather 'round children or you shall miss
The second coming of Chris
He's acting so bored with existence
He's working for a music mag
Wants to get into radio promo
But that business can be such a drag
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if he'd ever return
So gather 'round children or you shall miss
It's the second coming of Chris
He's nothing but a trust fund baby
Swimming in the deep end of the old gene pool
Probably end up working for his parents
After he goes back to school
We were starting to get concerned
We were wondering if he'd ever return
So gather 'round children or you shall miss
the second coming of Chris
So give his pinkie ring a kiss
The second coming of Chris
Please sir, won't you tell us
Where the action is
It's the second coming of Chris