She's got the number, she'll make you fall
You'll be enticed, whenever she calls
She'll come in satin, she'll come in lace
Give you joy
Take the smile right off your face
'Cause she's a tease, tease, tease
Bring you to your knees
That's the seduction of sweet Louise
She's got the hammer, she's got the nails
She means business, it never fails
She'll take you up
She'll ease you down
Leave your soul in the lost and found
'Cause she's a tease
She's got a suitcase, it's full of tears
Little bottles for volunteers
Got one for happy, got one for sad
Take a little sip and it will drive you mad
She'll bring you breakfast of alcohol
Milk and gravy at the bugle call
Across the floor, she'll make you crawl
'Til your heart's in your mouth
And your back's against the wall
'Cause she's a tease