The Shortest Distance Between Two Points Is a Straight Line

Your baby doesn't love you anymore

And I your friend have also reconsidered

I made her feel far more

Hey what are friends for

If you need to see either of us

Call this unlisted number

If you need to see either of us

Call first

Starvation is not the way to kick

Besides you could never make that diet stick

So go paint the town red

And find yourself a sterile bed

But please just don't surprise us

And if you find you need a friend

You can reach us anytime at all

by telephone

So did you get our christmas card

We hope you had a good one we went abroad

We saw the leaning tower

I swear man it's about to topple over

We saw a statue that reminded us

of you somewhere in Europe

And if you feel like stopping by sometime

That's alright just give us a ring

The light bulb above your head has burned out

We hope that doesn't mean you're uninspired

All of your bright ideas are

ow suffering in the dark

She's the tar and I'm the feather in your cap

but I'm afraid we're both a bit under the weather right now

but if you can think of anything else you might need

feel free to call