In the bag was
A razor made for delicate skin
Shaved the peach fuzz
But only on my cheeks and chin
Now I'm rocking the stache
Every day you can watch it grow
Now I'm rocking the stache
All this time, finally you know what lips are for
No one can ignore the stache
It's a big school
I think about if Tom went here
We'd be so cool
Double dating at the prom next year
We'd be rocking the stache
Tender hearts breaking one by one
We'd be rocking the stache
Ladies please, there's room for everyone who wants a try
No one dares deny the stache
Men of action
All that matters is the bottom line
Grow a nice one
And get ready for your time to shine
Keep on rocking the stache
Strain the world and let the good stuff in
Keep on rocking the stache
Make a stand, celebrate the skin beneath your nose
Ever grander grows the stache