The Stalker Song

Imagine me and you, I do

I think about you day and night

It's only right to think about the girl I stalk

Each day and night,

So happy together.

I dated you, for just a week

You dumped me and I cried real hard

And still can't sleep.

So now I'll have to force you to come back to me,

So happy together.

I can't see me stalking nobody but you for all your life

When you're with me baby the skies will be blue

For all my life.

I call you up at 2 am

I wake you and hang up the phone

And do it again.

That's what you get for goin' out with other men,

So happy together.

I can't see me stalking nobody but you for all your life

When you're with me baby the skies will be blue

For all my life.

I see you, you don't see me

I'm hidden with my telephoto lense up in the tree

You're walking and you look around, suspiciously,

So happy together.

"Hey...sugar...I like your eyebrows....no no that's kinda lame.

I got it, I got it. Hey baby, it's me again....surprise! That's a good

one, I like that, surprise, haha."

I've got your cat, don't be alarmed,

As long as you come talk to me,

He won't be harmed

We'll go and get a bite to eat

I'll come unarmed

So happy together...forever and ever...so happy together.

"Get out of the tree with the cat in the air."