This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet
This summer I swam in the ocean
And I swam in a swimming pool
Salt my wounds, chlorine'd my eyes
I'm a self-destructive fool
This summer I did the back stroke
And you know that that's not all
I did the breast stroke, the butterfly
And the old Australian crawl
This summer I swam in a public place
Oh, this summer I did swan dives
And jack-knives for you all
And once when you weren't looking
This summer I went swimming
This summer I might have drowned
But I held my breath, I kicked my feet