The Tail Is Waggin’ This Dog Again
Minding my own business on this couch
The TVs got all the game I need
Isnt this just heaven
Single now, no woman, off the leash
But here come the boys again
To try to drag me out of here
Ok, alright, but no ladies nights
Lets go shoot some pool just a couple of beers
But before I finished chalking up my cue
This crazy girl beside me took her shot said this ones for you
And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin
And Im begging will you take me in
Im starting at the end
Bass ackwards like its always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
That tail is wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again
Next thing Im buying rounds of whiskey, all top shelf
Bartender put it on my tab
Hey girls what you drinking
Fellas can I borrow some more cash
But they get there jackets on
While I play air guitar
And just before we reach the door
My crazy girl jumps right up on the bar
Now she starts dancing I cant tear myself away
Im rolling over begging her to tell me good boy, stay
And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin
And Im begging will you take me in
Im starting at the end
Bass ackwards like its always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
That tail is wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again
I try to think and use my head
But animal instinct always uses me instead
My good intentions are rendered so defenseless
Against a pair of low cut jeans of particular dimensions
And the tail starts wagging
Without fail once again my tongue starts draggin
And Im begging will you take me in
Im starting at the end
Bass ackwards like its always been
Now how in the hell did this happen
The tail keeps wagging this dog again
The tail is wagging this dog again