The Time Of My Life
Consider me to be a fly on the wall with a bird's eye view
I stare as my birth time drew near
The only earth I knew reared me in a world I grew to fear
I do appear quite nude and warm
I'm like, "What's up with the lights and the white uniforms?"
You're damn right, you're truly wrong when a hand strikes the newly born
I can't fight, I'm cruelly scorned, in a man's life, the beauty's gone
I was scared with fright through the storm
I'm prepared to write a mutiny song
It's a miracle, ma, damn, my dick is long
Oh, that's just the umbilical chord
Clip, clip, snip, snip and now it's gone, along with my foreskin
One of them awful things that they do to the offspring
The sting is lessened by the drugs they pump into my miniature body
Making us addicts just that quick is their signature hobby
An infamous robbery, and if I'm not careful, then my shaft'll break
It's got me coming up with creative ways to masturbate
I wanna be held but my father rebelled and my mother's unconscious
I went from a dark bliss to some boxes
It's obnoxious, the way the doctors poke and prod
Seriously, I can barely function
This is my first out-of-body experience and alien abduction
I'm barely a munchkin after just minutes of labor
They're putting my tiny footprints on some birth certificate paper
My personal hell of isolation began in an incubator
To think of it later, slice open my wrist and check the microchip data
They didn't capture it on beta film or audio
The year made me a dragon, the month made me a Scorpio
The weak, feeble, helpless, baby boy cried for nights
But that day was the time of my life
But that day was the time of my life
But that day, but that day was the time of my life
But that day, but that day, but that day, but that day
But that day was the time of my life
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