The Wedding Song
Well, you are still here and I am still here
Whether I ever loved you's not perfectly clear
You went a semester to West Texas State
But the freshmen fifteen you gained killed all your dates
Well I guess I still love you if I ever did
And I can see myself having a couple of kids
And we will get by for the rest of our lives
So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe for the folks, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
We got some Wieners and buns when the brisket's all gone
For our wedding in suburban Seguin
Well, I am still here, you are still here
Whether I ever loved you's not perfectly clear
Though weight's not an issue you have gained more
And when I said I do well I slammed all the doors
To a future where I could see Paris in spring
And I wasn't prepared for the weight of this ring
But we will get by for the rest of our lives
So play the Cotton-Eyed Joe for the folks, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
We got some Wieners and buns when the brisket's all gone
For our wedding in suburban Seguin
So play some old BTO for our friends, don't you know?
Keep your dogs in the truck 'til you leave
Get out the Wieners and buns 'cause the brisket's all gone
At our wedding in suburban Seguin, I said, I love you in suburban Seguin
Now let's make love