There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street

I'd walk across the M.1.

I'd trek through the Amazon

I'D BE A SPANISH MATADOR, NOWT WOULD BE TOO RISKY FOR ME

I'd loop the loop in a Jumbo

I'd box with Frankie Bruno

I COULD DO ANYTHING, DANCE IN A LIONS DEN

BUT I'M NEVER GONNA WALK UP ELMWOOD STREET AGAIN

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THERE'S A SLAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET

A MAN'S NOT SAFE TO WALK UP THERE ALONE

A DIRTY BAG, THERE'S A TROLLOP UP ELMWOOD STREET

THERE'S A TART, BAG, SLUT, SLAG, TROLLOP, up Elmwood Street

I'd fence with a sword that was blunt

I'd hitch a lift from James Hunt

I COULD DO ANYTHING....

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[Guitar Bit]....

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Say no more.