That the revolution began
And an Australian businessman
And nothing there would make you say
After so much talk today would be the day
Nothing but an upset tray
A cherry bomb of giddy lust
I guess from a bride and groom
And nothing there would make you say
After so much talk today would be the day
Nothing but an orange cup
Well I've spent every long Summer
Since my mother started making up their beds
And learning to look the other way
So what's one more drunk businessman
Nothing there would make you say
After so much talk today would be the day
What's another slogan mean
Scrawled across my TV screen
What's another bride and groom locked
Up in a fancy room, what's
One more drunk businessman