Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Screams through his megaphone
"Alright, pull over"
Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Switched on his lights
Flashed on his brights twice
Boy was my face red
And blue
As I sped past him
Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Said, "Okay, chief
Lemme see your license"
Gave me fifteen tickets
And said, "Where's the fire, chief?"
Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Well, this insane cop
He pulls right up behind me
Well, this insane cop
He's just a dot in my rearview
This insane cop
This insane cop