This Message Will Surely Drain The Life From Any Willing Participants

Thank you Lord

For the soft right Milwaukee

And the front row seat he got for the car wreck ambition

Turns into disillusion when you hold a special place in your heart

For white Colombian beauty

I hope he had fun fucking a lovely lie

And giving a solo applause for the clap.

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