Wake up in the morning feeling like Winehouse
Cuz I don't care who I piss off, yeah
Sometimes I eat my dessert
Talking odd socks on my toes, toes
Taking off all my clothes, clothes
So I put back all of my clothes, ah back on
Trying to get a peek of some titties...
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
I stay out til 11 when my curfew is 10
GoodNight sweetie, sleep well-
Now the girls are lining up
Because were pussy sailin
But we punch em in the mouth
If they're not Sarah Palin
Talkin bout doin things well regret, -gret
Not telling dad mum rung, rung
Have sex with Alexa Chung
By telling her I'm well hung
(I'm, I'm, I'm quite well hung, really)
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
This is the part where the rap breaks down
This is the part where the drums go POW
This is the part where your balls sag down
This is the part where your pants go brown
This is the part when your dad goes off on a cold
Christmas Eve to get some more milk, but he never comes
Back and 17 years later you find out he's with a whole
Fucking family of some Spanish bitch and he doesn't even
Know your fucking name anymore
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz I'm bloody fucking nuts
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
But don't tell my mum and dad
Cuz it sells to be a slut
Hear the bass, skinny waist
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh
Now let's copy poker face like
Woow wa oh oh, Woow wa oh oh...