I remember the day we met, when your Beemer hit my Corvette
You said it was meant to be and you married me
On the beach in Fiji island honeymoon
It happened so damn soon
Then you lost your job the same day the stock market crashed
And that new Walmart in town cut my net sales in half
Now you're livin' with your mom, I'm livin' in my car
I guess forever means till debt do us part
Well it sure didn't take us long, to make sure every cent was gone
Got so deep in the red, couldn't get out of bed
Never giving a damn what Dave Ramsey said
Just bouncin' checks, and begging for make-up sex
Cause you lost your job the same day the stock market crashed
And that new Walmart in town cut my net sales in half
Now you're livin' with your mom, I'm livin' in my car
Guess forever means till debt do us part
We were young and thought the fun would never end
Till you and your mom and your friends maxed out our credit cards again
Cause you lost your job at Walmart stocking Campbell's cans
And my Romney campaign job did not pan out as planned
Now I'm livin' with your mom, you're livin' in her car
Guess forever means till debt do us part
Yes forever means till debt do us part