She left him at the altar
Smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
Then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped.
Couldn't see it coming
How were we to know
Mother's little angel little devil though
She was such a sweet young thing
But something went wrong
Twenty years on a straight line
I guess it built a live time bomb.
She left him at the altar
Smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
And then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped.
Old Johnny Two-Shoes, his jaw just hit the floor
Little Granny Jones, yeah she keeled right over
Should've seen the best man get a smile on his face
And that sleazy maid of honor, you know, you know it made her day.
She left him at the altar
Smashed her wedding cake
And she stripped off her long white dress
And then her sexy lingerie
And she kissed Father Joseph savagely on the lips
Oh lord have mercy, because my sister's flipped.
Said lord have mercy, because