Tinkerbell busts her brains
bashing into window panes
but who is gonna need a light
in the buggy buzzy neon light
Tinkerbell takes off her rags
empties out her saddle bags
and watching all the cracks
in the wall rearrange
Tinkerbell is open to a change
"probably time I looked into
some other things a girl can do
could sell my body
to light up someone's TV..."
but something comes through
at last
so it doesn't come to that
luckily a girl lost her ring
in the rain
so Tinkerbell is dangling
down a drain
and there in the sewer she
sees a thing she's never seen
thousands of shiny
useless objects glimmering