WRITTEN BY KEVIN BACON, MICHAEL BACON
She woke me up late last night She said something don't feel right I think it would be best for me To get this off my chest you see Around the time I first met you He didn't even mean a thing I'm not attracted to those muscle-bound guys And she said I prefer a man who's more your size And he had a swollen wallet and a swollen head There's more to life than being good in bed
What makes you think I care I could have made it through this day Having never heard a single word That you just chose to say
Now he said man it is so weird Weird that I should see you here 'Cause I was just about to write Now we're face to face tonight At your audition yesterday You just blew us all away So much style and so much grace You found the humor and the sadness there And he said you got the accent you got the hair And he said you've got the soul and you've got the heart
'Cause I'm not Sigmund Freud You can keep it on your mind But keep it off your tongue 'Cause I don't want your cross it's more that I can bear Let it be my loss what makes you think I care I could have made it through this day Having never heard a single word That you just chose to say
And I said I don't read reviews Because they just give me the blues When they're bad they're really rough When they're good they're not good enough They said this one you should read Because we all agreed you need A little bright spot in your day My day was gray I said O.K. This music was a nice surprise The critic said I did not expect to like these guys And he said clever lyrics and an awesome band But there's this one song that I can't stand Somebody give them the gong Lennon-McCartney they're not Stick to the movies instead Even the ending's too long I could have made it through this day Having never heard a single word That you just chose to say More from The Bacon Brothers