Toilet Seat's Coming Down
I never cleaned my room, never held a broom
I was always screwing around
Never swept the floor, organized my drawers since you came
My life turned around
Now the toilet seat's coming down and I'm happy
Nearly year around I don't have a frown
Now the toilet seat's coming down
I never washed my face, never cleaned my place
Never put a dish in the sink
I was never into clothes smelling like a rose
Now I only care what you think
Now the toilet seat's coming down and I'm happy
Nearly year around I don't have a frown
Now the toilet seat's coming down
Now the toilet seat's coming down and I'm happy
Nearly year around I don't give a damn
Now the toilet seat's coming down