Too Drunk to F***

Went to a party

I danced all night

I drank sixteen beers

And I started up a fight

But now I am jaded

You're out of luck

I'm rolling down the stairs

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk, to fuck

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

I love your stories

I like your gun

Shooting out truck tires

Sounds like loads and loads of fun

But in my room

Wish you were dead

You ball like the baby

In Eraserhead

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

Too drunk to fuck

Hmm

Too drunk to fuck

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk to fuck

Oh je suis trop bourrée

Pour baiser