Too handsome To Be Homeless

We are not cool

We are not crazy

We steal cars

Because we're lazy

We are not risky

We are not bad

We burn down houses

Just to make us sad

I'm too handsome to be homeless

We are not famous

We are not known

We break into hotels

Just to feel at home

We cannot read

We cannot write

We makeout in cars

Then we set them alight

I'm too handsome to be homeless

We die for pleasure

We kill for fun

We give you children

But we won't make you come

Hug your wives

Kiss your sons

Corkscrew your fingers

Round our no-good tongues