Well I took my lady to dinner
Not knowing what would happen to me
I asked her, "Baby, baby, what you want?"
And she looked up and said to me
"I want 15 pounds of ribs
deep fried with some burgers on the side"
For desert, she want some ice cream
Number 5 to 69!
My baby's fat
She's ugly
She's fat and she's ugly
but I love her
I love her
Oh yes oh yes I do
Oh man, she's so fat and ugly
Let me tell you all about it
I took my lady to dinner
and came back a poor poor man
She took me right to the cleaners
even stole my frying pan
All I wanted was a little romance
a little hoochie coo on the side
Instead her booty grow
three times its original size!
My baby's fat
She's ugly
She's fat and she's ugly
but I love her
I love her
Oh yes oh yes I do
Oh man
she's so fat and ugly
God dammit
My baby's fat
she's ugly
I really really love her
Yeah she's fat
she's ugly
I really really love her
Yes she's fat
she's ugly
I really really love her
Yeah she's fat
she's ugly
Wooow!!!!!
Well it don't matter that her teeth are crooked
It don't matter that her teeth are buck
It don't matter that her ass is the size of New York
cause she's all mine in the back of my truck
My lady don't fit inside of no taxi
And she eats more than a grown man can buy
But when she tell me to bring open some bacon
My baby makes me break down and cry
My babies fat
She's ugly
She's fat and she's ugly
but I love her
I need her
I love her
Oh yes oh yes I do