Trick the Bridesmaid
"Go to Hell" you say
Bitch, just zip it.
This was so hot.
Cause even long-legged women can't tell there's a blue-eyed Hobbit.
And I'm a witness for them.
We've been out of brownies, rice,
And we missed pork chops in the summer
And that's why I stole Beef-a-Roni, garlic, peanut butter, ice cream, purple flowers
The Hulk would smash my windows.
He's crazy.
And one other thing:
The pressure to put on weight is one of the reasons we've got the red sweat suits.
There's no way we couldn't.
We're creeping between the bullfrogs.
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in a large office and make friction after we eat lunch.
Reminds me of one dude in college who used to make goats tell time.
Puff it up for me.
That girl's been so cheap it makes me bananas.
Big ol' breasts
Not the ones that make your tooth bleed and stop you from eating.
That's not fair.
Are you really drinking my bottled judgement?
Ya'll think I won't whip them pintos?
Yet the crown is for your juicy waitress.
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
That's why the thick Spartan women are so important.
There was a black Marge Simpson in the house.
She poured black paint over both my posters and went to the office to leave a photo.
Crazy women before this airhead always would cut me with an iPhone.
She was crazy.
So damaged, so sick.
The jam was over, cowboy.
Think about it, cause I do.
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Let's creep in the frozen aisle and think one thought:
Trick the bridesmaid to get her to take it off.
She'll take the mushroom out,
Unzip the windflap and love
And you can't go wrong
Doesn't matter if you're drunk or flipped out.
The broccoli you and me gathered was good.
I'll help you, and nothing against you voice;
It just makes me sick.
It's you, bitch.