Let me tell you a story about an ugly woman I know...
"Hello girls!"
"Hello Tobi you hot little machine!!!"
I'm a sight for sore eyes
Oh, if your eyes would only see
I've been born on tiptoe
Still you look like a lighthouse next to me
You pet-named me Napoleon
I was proud 'til I got the reason why - why.....
Never aimed for confrontation
You've been sleeping when I kissed your ass goodbye
Oh, while you read this letter
I'd just gone to eat out
By the way - HEY!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Hope you're okay lightyears away
My what a heatwave in Trinidad
Hope you don't mind if I stay ...
The bitch has gone too often to the well
And now the bitch has gone insane
Gotta run away, boiling over, getting hell
And found the answer on a plane ...
Oh, I've been pissing off
Before you might could've pissed me off.
I hope you're fine -- YEAH!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay?, I do okay
My what a heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away ...
"Honey you're looking good so far away from me
The weather is great
The beach is great
The food is great
Everything is great
And you're so far away, I love ya, honey!
Greetings from Trinidad, hey!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My what A heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away - Hey!
My what a sunshine in Trinidad
Mind if you stay, I do okay
My what A heatwave in Trinidad
Sunburn a nightflight away
"Oh I'm not only singer in a band, you know
Back at home in Germany I was a famous porn star, hahaha"