Triple Master Blaster
Make it stronger, take it faster
Fake it longer, make it last her
Natural causes, fake disasters
Teeth and claws and slaves and masters
Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the Triple-master-blaster
Here it comes, here it comes
Fake the price and push it higher
Make it back and sell the buyer
Throw the ball and fetch that stick
And chase your tail until you're sick
Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the Triple-master-blaster
Here it comes, here it comes
Pump the hand, close the deal
Then stuff it in and lick the seal
Turn it up and make it louder
Suck it back and feel the power
Pull it harder, push it faster
Here it comes, here it comes
It's the Triple-master-blaster
Here it comes, here it comes