I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do I often kiss you when there's no one else around I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I've got your picture, I've got your picture I'd like a million of them all over my cell I want the doctor to take your picture So I can look at you from inside as well You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round You've got me turning up and turning down And turning in and turning 'round I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese No sex, no drugs, no wine, no women No fun, no sin, no you, no wonder it's dark Everyone around me is a total stranger Everyone avoids me like a psyched lone ranger That's why I'm turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese