My friends call me Two Gun
I answer when they call
My friends call me Two Gun
I answer when they call
I got one in my boot top
One in my overalls
Well, I rode me some freight trains
I've rode me some aeroplanes
I've rode some freight trains
I've rode some aeroplanes
I don't care how I travel
I'll get there just the same
Give me water when I'm thirsty
A bottle when I'm dry
Water when I'm thirsty
A bottle when I'm dry
Play me some sad, sad music
When I want to cry
Well, I got me a good line
And it works every time
I got me a good line
It works every time
When I start to use it
Women, all stand in line
You may think I'm lyin'
What I say ain't true
You may think I'm lyin'
What I say ain't true
If you don't believe me, woman
Let me try my line on you