Unbelievable
It's unbelievable, it's strange but true
It's inconceivable, it could happen to you
You're goin' north and you're goin' south
Just like bait in the fish's mouth
Must be livin' in the shadow of some kind of evil star
It's unbelievable it would get this far
It's undeniable what they'd have you to think
It's indescribable it can drive you to drink
They said it was the land of milk and honey
Now they say it's the land of money
Who ever thought they'd ever make that stick
It's unbelievable you could get this rich this quick
Every head is so dignified, every mood is so sanctified
Every urge is so satisfied as long as you have paid
All the silver, all the gold, all the sweethearts that you can hold
That don't come back with stories untold, are hanging on a tree
It's unbelievable like a lead balloon
So impossible to even learn the tune
Kill that beast and feed that swine
Scale that wall and smoke that vine
Feed that horse and saddle up that drum
It's unbelievable, the day would finally come
Once there was a man who had no eyes
Every lady in the land told him lies
He stood beneath the silver skies
And his heart beat could bleed
Every brain is civilized, every nerve is analyzed
Everything is criticized when you are in need
It's unbelievable, it's fancy-free
So interchangeable, so delightful to see
Turn your back, wash your hands
There's always someone who understands
It don't matter no more what you got to say
It's unbelievable it go down this way